you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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