Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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