she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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