I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
His nipple licking is glorious
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