Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He has the fingertips of a God
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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