So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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