the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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