it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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