i dont even know how to be here
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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