Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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