You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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