I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize