Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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