i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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