fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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