living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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