I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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