Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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