we have officially lost it.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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