this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He better not be in your backpack
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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