That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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