I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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