So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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