thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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