Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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