I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
