So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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