Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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