haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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