He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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