my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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