and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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