I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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