what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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