Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
