whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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