i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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