butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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