i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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