Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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