Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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