last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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