So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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