Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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