Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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