im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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