i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Alive.
So much puke
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
