i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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