...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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