did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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