OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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