I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
