Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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