i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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