i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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